Is anyone else loosely sticking to that gym resolution you made back in January? I feel like I've been eating rabbit food and sweating my sweet cheeks off for 4 months with absolutely NO weight loss! *insert salty tears here* Regardless, I have still found that staring at fit bitches on Instagram gives me enough doubt about my physical appearance to drag myself...

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Y'all. April is coming to an end which means here comes May, which I like to believe stands for (M)ARGARITAS, (A)W (Y)EA! Warmer weather is approaching and if you're a Native Texan like myself you have spent months wishing for summer but will also spend the next three months cursing it. Transitioning from spring to summer is literally my favorite time of the...

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I have this incredible super power of making people laugh. Some people say it is because I say what everyone else is thinking. Or that it is because my straight face confuses you so much that you have no other choice but to laugh, but I enjoy it. Growing up I wanted to be pretty and I wanted to be thin and in...

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