Space Buns & Spectacles  So I stole some guy's fake glasses at a Christmas party and was told I looked just like a porn star so naturally I made en eye appointment to get my own glasses.  Mind you, I haven't been to the eye doctor in 10+ years but if it's gunna get me something even somewhat resembling a date, I'm down...

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HOW I GOT TALKED IN TO RESTARTING MY BLOG Due to many requests, I have decided to bless you all with more laughs and giggles at the #trainwreck of my life this year. If you know me personally beware that you may be included in some of these stories of my day-to-day disastrous life, and if you know me on social media, I...

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