Remember that one time I randomly decided to do the Inca Trail with no previous history of hiking and a general dislike for all things outdoorsy? Well, it happened. And it was kind of accidental. Kind of. You know how some people have these crazy cool obtainable goals and actually achieve them within a reasonable time span? Mine consist of winning the lottery...

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The Party Girl's Guide: c a b o  s a n  l u c a s ,  m e x i c o Majestic Fountain inside of The Riu Santa Fe I've had a lot of questions about recommendations since my trip to Cabo San Lucas a few weeks ago so I thought I'd lay it all out to you in one place!...

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Is anyone else loosely sticking to that gym resolution you made back in January? I feel like I've been eating rabbit food and sweating my sweet cheeks off for 4 months with absolutely NO weight loss! *insert salty tears here* Regardless, I have still found that staring at fit bitches on Instagram gives me enough doubt about my physical appearance to drag myself...

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Y'all. April is coming to an end which means here comes May, which I like to believe stands for (M)ARGARITAS, (A)W (Y)EA! Warmer weather is approaching and if you're a Native Texan like myself you have spent months wishing for summer but will also spend the next three months cursing it. Transitioning from spring to summer is literally my favorite time of the...

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I have this incredible super power of making people laugh. Some people say it is because I say what everyone else is thinking. Or that it is because my straight face confuses you so much that you have no other choice but to laugh, but I enjoy it. Growing up I wanted to be pretty and I wanted to be thin and in...

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drumroll, please. I have finally had enough time to sit down and bless y'all with my new line of hats! I have the listings up on my etsy, which you can get to by clicking the photo in this post or the shopping cart up at the top right hand side of your screen! For this week only, if you go subscribe to...

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the hangover edition. I've been back from Miami now for about six days and I'm finally adapting back to reality. I've spent the past week in dimly lit rooms and checking in freight at the boutique to avoid all human contact. I've slowly come to terms that the $123 in my bank account is not enough for a down payment on a flat...

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i am not a fashion blogger. I admire all the women that have taken life by the designer fur balls and have completely changed the way we look at fashion. I, sadly, am not one of those women. I do, however, work at an amazing boutique in a small town that allows me to learn how to piece together an outfit like I...

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MIAMI MADE ME DO IT If you follow me on any social media platform you may have noticed I just spent a week binge drinking away my life on a semi-adult spring break trip to Miami, Florida. After two months of cardio, multiple online shopping sprees and one extremely awful flight where we almost witnessed a death we rolled up to The Fountaine...

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Space Buns & Spectacles  So I stole some guy's fake glasses at a Christmas party and was told I looked just like a porn star so naturally I made en eye appointment to get my own glasses.  Mind you, I haven't been to the eye doctor in 10+ years but if it's gunna get me something even somewhat resembling a date, I'm down...

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HOW I GOT TALKED IN TO RESTARTING MY BLOG Due to many requests, I have decided to bless you all with more laughs and giggles at the #trainwreck of my life this year. If you know me personally beware that you may be included in some of these stories of my day-to-day disastrous life, and if you know me on social media, I...

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