Remember that one time I randomly decided to do the Inca Trail with no previous history of hiking and a general dislike for all things outdoorsy? Well, it happened. And it was kind of accidental. Kind of. You know how some people have these crazy cool obtainable goals and actually achieve them within a reasonable time span? Mine consist of winning the lottery...

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The Party Girl's Guide: c a b o  s a n  l u c a s ,  m e x i c o Majestic Fountain inside of The Riu Santa Fe I've had a lot of questions about recommendations since my trip to Cabo San Lucas a few weeks ago so I thought I'd lay it all out to you in one place!...

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Is anyone else loosely sticking to that gym resolution you made back in January? I feel like I've been eating rabbit food and sweating my sweet cheeks off for 4 months with absolutely NO weight loss! *insert salty tears here* Regardless, I have still found that staring at fit bitches on Instagram gives me enough doubt about my physical appearance to drag myself...

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Y'all. April is coming to an end which means here comes May, which I like to believe stands for (M)ARGARITAS, (A)W (Y)EA! Warmer weather is approaching and if you're a Native Texan like myself you have spent months wishing for summer but will also spend the next three months cursing it. Transitioning from spring to summer is literally my favorite time of the...

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I have this incredible super power of making people laugh. Some people say it is because I say what everyone else is thinking. Or that it is because my straight face confuses you so much that you have no other choice but to laugh, but I enjoy it. Growing up I wanted to be pretty and I wanted to be thin and in...

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drumroll, please. I have finally had enough time to sit down and bless y'all with my new line of hats! I have the listings up on my etsy, which you can get to by clicking the photo in this post or the shopping cart up at the top right hand side of your screen! For this week only, if you go subscribe to...

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the hangover edition. I've been back from Miami now for about six days and I'm finally adapting back to reality. I've spent the past week in dimly lit rooms and checking in freight at the boutique to avoid all human contact. I've slowly come to terms that the $123 in my bank account is not enough for a down payment on a flat...

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