Simply Sheridan: 2017

Thanks, Mom.

Remember that one time I randomly decided to do the Inca Trail with no previous history of hiking and a general dislike for all things outdoorsy? Well, it happened. And it was kind of accidental. Kind of. You know how some people have these crazy cool obtainable goals and actually achieve them within a reasonable time span? Mine consist of winning the lottery when I never play it, becoming absolutely famous with no real life skills, and seeing The 7 Wonders of the World all before I'm 30 and I'm "out of my prime" (according to my cousin...). Mind you, I usually have oh, $2.43 in my bank account on any given day but I am going to find a way to see it all before I need botox so I cooked up a plan. And all this plan was made possible with just one woman. My mom.

View of Machu Picchu from the Sun Gate

Rewind to January 2017. I brilliantly told Pam that since I was an adult now, we should forget about gifts on the holidays this year and that I would now address her by her first name. She told me if I called her Pam one more time she would kick me out and that after all the hard work I do on a daily basis I earned myself a trip to the Jolly Truck Stop. Back to the drawing boards! No but really, in all reality I completely realize what a spoiled rotten brat I am but it was confirmed when ~~Pam~~ MOM told me she booked our tickets to Peru and we were going to see Machu Picchu.

Taking a break in The Cloud Forest on The Inca Trail

I will be writing multiple post about our two week stay but to kick off this cool blog line up I couldn't start it without telling my mother thank you. Together we managed to learn a lot about life in the most unusual trip I've ever taken, and I am so thankful we did it.

Thank you for always helping me chase my dreams.

I am one of the most spontaneous people, and it doesn't matter what crazy idea I come up with, I know I can always turn to you as a really harsh and completely honest soundboard. So when it came to this silly bucket list that I've cooked up over the years you are the reason I got to check this off of a really long list of stupid ideas. And I can't wait to chase more wild horses with you right by my side.

FUN FACT: My mother always told me that she would support me no matter what, even if I wanted to do "underwater basket weaving". **Jokes on her because she has no choice to support me seeing that I am a professional stay-at-home daughter.**

Thank you for making me fearless.

I don't turn away from much and I welcome a challenge, and that is all because of the badass woman that raised me. You aren't a quitter and I've never seen you step away from any problems and because

of that I am thankful. The Inca Trail was the most challenging thing that I have ever done and I didn't shy away from it once because I knew I could do it because of the woman you raised me to be. Watching you overcome the obstacles (aka The Gringo Killers) was inspiring and I want you to know that I think if I turned out to be half the badass you are I'll be one lucky gal. I've never been more proud to call you my mom when we shared one long stinky hug at the top of that mountain as we looked down on the ancient ruins, and I couldn't have done it without you. (No really I wouldn't have been able to afford it without you...)

FUN FACT: My mom is terrified of flying and traveled for 24 hours to get to Peru.

Thank you for doing this incredible journey with me

I turned 26 on a rainy day in a Peruvian coffee shop with the early signs of a cold and I couldn't believe how blessed I was in that moment. Little did we know how challenging the next four days would be out in the wilderness, but I am so happy that we got to share all the laughter, tears, and WTF's together. As you raised me you got to be the person that taught me all about life and shared my milestones with me. As I grow older I truly enjoy and cherish that fact that I now get to choose who I share big memories with and it still gets to be you.

Thank you for being my best friend.

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Thursday, October 05, 2017
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Travel Guide : CABO SAN LUCAS

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The Party Girl's Guide:

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Majestic Fountain inside of The Riu Santa Fe

I've had a lot of questions about recommendations since my trip to Cabo San Lucas a few weeks ago so I thought I'd lay it all out to you in one place! Now please, if you don't know me by now let me warn you that if you are going on a sweet family vacation and plan to knit at the buffet with grandma this guide is not for you. Now, who's ready to know the best shit to do south of the california state line? Vamanos!

Basically A Bunch Of Shit That I Can't Live Without :

Alright let's start with packing! I managed to squeeze exactly 34 outfits for 5 days into a carry on so let me stress that packing light is possible if you set your mind to it! I don't recommend stiletto pumps in these clubs but I brought a cute pair of gold platform wedges that went with every outfit to go out in. Naturally I threw in every bikini that I owned, as well as this sassy 'IDFWU' one piece that you can get here! If you're not there for a long time but down to have a good time, pack your favorite romper, a few denim cut offs and a skanky bodysuit and you will be good-ta-go!

1. Suncreen

Y'all. Please don't make this rookie mistake! If you're checking your bag, save yourself the money and the headache and pack a sealed new bottle of sunscreen! They will charge you out the ass once you get to the resort if you forgot it and even the darkest skin still manages to get crispy in the Mexico sun!! You don't want to be miserable with a sunburn or sun poisoning because it will ruin your whole trip so plan ahead with this one. We had to purchase this one at the resort for around $27 but I will say it was super lightweight and didn't come off in the pool!

2. Insulated Cup

This might seem like a no brainer to some people but I was shocked I hadn't thought of this before our family trip last year! All-inclusive resorts mean that the liquor won't stop flowing, but the line at the bars can get out of hand and it's no fun to be sipping on a melted Pina Colada! Take your favorite stainless steel cup to avoid those dinky dixie cup drinks and your drink will stay nice and cool! You'll be so thankful when you are getting 30 oz margaritas that don't splash out into the pool when you enter the wet t-shirt contest.

3. Cheap Flip Flops

Look girl, I'm all about a good Tory Burch Miller Sandal but you will be devastated when you either lose them or they get stolen poolside. I brought a pair of flip flops from Old Navy and they were snatched day 1! You'll need some good rubber ones to trek down to the bathroom with wet feet and you won't worry that they are getting ruined in the sand. I made the mistake of only packing one pair so I got to look like I was doing a walk of shame every morning when I wore my platform cork sandals to breakfast after my $3 ones were nabbed!

4. Crossbody Purse

If you're there to party like I was, you will be thankful to have a small bag to carry your essentials (cards, ID, cash and phone) that you can throw on your shoulder and just go. You won't want to have to worry about a huge purse at night time and if you're a drunk mess like I am while on vacation you will definitely forget your clutch on the table at the clubs. I even like the idea of the cute phone wristlets because they won't get lost or stolen but you still have the ability to shake what ya mama gave ya without knocking someone out!

5. A Beach Bag

If you plan on lounging by the pool or partaking in the strip tease contest at The Mango Deck, you will most definitely need a beach bag. It was just me and a girlfriend so we just took one but we were so thankful to be able to throw our flip flops, cover ups, and sunscreen into one place and not worry about being without something. We did get drunk and forget this when we got to the beach which ended in a few blisters and a bit of a sunburn, so do as I say not as I do. I took mine as my carry on when we boarded the plane to avoid extra bulk in my suitcase! And this cute one from Misa Los Angeles is perfect for a cute instagram pic!

6. A Waterproof Phone Case

You're going to get drunk and you're going to want to pose for Instagram worthy photos, it's what we do ladies. Save yourself the heartache and get a life proof case before you go!! It's worth the extra money and you'll be able to get all the boys' numbers in the pool without worrying about ruining your lifeline. You will be sad when everyone is taking selfies in the ocean but you have no record or snapchats of your trip because your naked iPhone is tucked away in your beach bag!

WHERE TO STAY

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I have now stayed in both San Jose and Cabo on vacation to the Baja Sur and both locations have their own quirks. I will make this short and sweet since I'm spewing information out at ya.

San Jose :

Royal Decameron Resort : Los Cabos

My Stay: I stayed at the Royal Decameron and it was a small boutique style hotel with a very intimate atmosphere. The staff was friendly off the bat and due to it's size we got to know our staff really well and they took great care of us. The rooms were nice and we lucked out because ours was on the first floor and the patio stepped right off the to steps of the buffet so this big girl was happy! The food wasn't anything spectacular but it was what I expected at an all inclusive. We spent most of our time at the main pool and our sweet bartenders knew our drinks by the second day so we got poolside service which was a plus! There was also a very small adults only pool on the second floor overlooking the beach but it was pretty empty most days. The resort has one small restaurant that we made to dinner once and the food was great so I would recommend this place to anyone looking to stay in this area!

Pros: This area is closer to the airport so you won't spend as much travel time and there is money saved right off the bat for your cab ride! There is a small town square in San Jose that has some shopping and good restaurants so the area isn't a total bust in my book. If you're going for a relaxing getaway or with family I think San Jose Los Cabos is a great option. We used groupon.com and got a great deal so don't be afraid of the too good to be true prices!

Cons: The only downside I had to San Jose was the distance from Cabo's center. The marina, bars, and all the main shopping is 30+ minutes away so you have to either pay a cab or take the bus which was an absolute nightmare in my opinion. I get super car sick and the buses are hot, the roads are winding and there is no air on some of them so I was miserable the times we went to town.

Cabo:

Adults Only Swim-Up Bar @ Riu Santa Fe

My Stay: Alright so this area was my jam. I stayed at the Riu Santa Fe because we found an amazing deal on cheapcarribean.com that we couldn't pass up! We arrived around 10am so we couldn't check in yet but they had us store our bags while we changed in the bathroom and we headed straight for the pool till check in. Actually we got drunk and forgot to check in at 3 so we didn't get into our room until 8pm, but this worked out in our favor! If you happen to go to this resort and you want to be near the party ask to be in the 7000's. We originally were booked in the 1000's but since we waited long enough for no shows to happen, and because I am muy suave when I drunk hablo español we managed to weasel our way to the 5000's! There is one main pool when you enter the resort, but the adults only swim up bar and pool is back towards the beach and it is poppin' all day everyday! Apparently there is two restaurants that we never even made it to but the buffets are decent and there is a late night taco stand so I give the food a big thumbs up! Most of the people at this resort were down to have a good time so the vibe was great too.

Pros: The drive from the airport was a little longer than San Jose but it was worth it in the end because I slept the entire drive there so I didn't even notice! The cab ride to the bars and marina were $14 each way and it took about 7 minutes so this was a huge plus. The bars stay open late but once we were ready to get to bed it was just a quick cab ride back.

Cons: The only con I have about this vacation was that the beds at the resort were terrible! I drank my weight in alcohol and I still couldn't get a good nights sleep in these beds. We chalked this up to you get what you pay for so it wasn't enough to ruin the stay but it was unfortunate for our backs.

Tip: Book your airport transfer ahead of time to avoid the headache of finding a cab! I used cabosanlucastours.com the past two times to this area and they are so nice and there is no hassle once you get through the airport.

Things To Do

I'm almost done! This is getting ridiculous and long so let me make this snappy! There is a lot to do in Cabo, especially in El Centro but I have listed my favorite things to do if you're there to part-tay!

Mango Deck + The Office

Shrimp Cocktail at Mango Deck Cabo San Lucas

So if you're looking for a day to get off the resort and experience the beach I highly recommend going here! You can either take a cab directly here or head to the marina and take a water taxi for around $10 a person! On the water taxi you'll get to see all the boats in the marina and get a really good view of Lover's Beach off in the distance as you make your way over to this beach area. Bring those flip flops that I talked about and your beach bag loaded down because they drop you off in water that is knee deep and you make your way through the water to the restaurants! We didn't visit The Office but I've heard great things about the food. We made our way to Mango Deck which is right next door and snagged a lounge chair. The chairs have a $20 spending minimum per chair but that's easy to achieve if you plan on eating or having a few drinks! The shrimp cocktail is to die for and the margaritas are stout. Depending on the crowd size (which gets bigger the later it gets), they will have fun games on the stage so you will get in a few laughs. I was talked out of participating in the booty shaking contest *sadly* but it was a lot of fun to watch! Be warned though, if you sit on the beach in the lounge chairs you will be hassled into buying stuff from the vendors. After a few drinks we were talked in to henna tattoos, knock off Dior sunglasses, and a head band that reads 'Boss Bitch'. Life is too short to not buy stupid shit when you are drunk.

Booze Cruise

So we got too drunk the night before and missed this activity, but its a blast if you can make it to one! Haggle these guys down to $50 ($40 if you're cute) and you'll have 3 hours of open bar and food out on the ocean. We tried Ecotours and they boast having some of the newest and biggest catamarans, but they are all about the same. Usually they will take you out towards the Arch and Lover's Beach for some quick, unguided snorkeling before they load you back up and start pouring the booze. Bring plenty of sunscreen because there usually isn't any shade on these, and opt for sunglasses you won't cry over if they go overboard.

Cabo Wabo

I'm putting this down because it's popular but it wasn't my favorite place. It's like the cool old people hangout or a good place to start a little pregame before hitting the clubs. The set up is neat and the waitstaff is really nice. There is a big stage and they have live music so you can watch the old people try to remember their dance moves which serves for good entertainment. We had one drink here before we decided to move on to bigger and better things, but it's not walking distance to the other bars so you'll have to take a cab back over to the center of town.

Mandala's + Squid Roe

If you're a trooper like me you'll be able to somehow manage a decent winged liner after 12 hours of drinking and make it out to the bars. There is a slew of good clubs all in the same square so tell your cabbie to take you to Squid Roe and you'll be right in the center of all the buzz. These bars are slow to start but once midnight hits they get WILD. Squid Roe is the most talked about spot in Cabo so you have to experience it once. Go on a weekend and you'll walk into this three story club with quirky decor fully equipped with a bus bar and dancing cages. The back bar on the second floor is the quickest for drinks and if you're cute the managers will pull you back there to take shots to lure you into the bar. It's not as sketchy as it sounds so just go with it. If you're lucky you might make a celebrity spotting (we saw Paris Hilton in '15) and shake what ya mama gave you in the suspended cages. Mandala's is directly next door and is very Americanized with lounge couches and VIP sections, but they play the best dancing music. We spent most of our time this trip here. Bottle service is easy to get and I highly recommend it. The lines can get long because of how busy the place gets so it's worth the money to be able to pour your own drinks whenever you get thirsty! The bathroom is also selfie heaven with lighting from the snapchat gods!

Honorable Mentions:

The Marina : Go walk and shop your hangover off. There's a mall and plenty of small stores to get fun t-shirts to take back home and the locals are so nice. Don't be afraid to haggle prices down either!
La Vaquita Bar : Close to the other bars I mentioned, it has a very large cow hanging from the open sky and it's outside dance floor is totally worth checking out before the other clubs get packed.
Taco Stands : I have no memory of how we got to said Taco Stands but these after hours food spots are a must. Tacos taste way better after 20 tequila shots.
Nick Sans : This sushi bar is the most talked about and if you're looking for a nice dinner I've been told it is the best in the area. Call ahead for reservations!

Thursday, August 10, 2017
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Friday Favs ~ Slim Gym Edition

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Is anyone else loosely sticking to that gym resolution you made back in January? I feel like I've been eating rabbit food and sweating my sweet cheeks off for 4 months with absolutely NO weight loss! *insert salty tears here*

Regardless, I have still found that staring at fit bitches on Instagram gives me enough doubt about my physical appearance to drag myself to the gym as often as I can. I joined Gold's Gym this year as a new incentive to actually keep going. It is located directly across from my work so I have no excuse to skip the hour or so of ~~crying~~ cardio that I promised myself that I would commit to. Although the number on the scale hasn't moved much (no literally, its +/- 4lbs on a good day) I do feel like my clothes are fitting better and my double chin doesn't jiggle as much when I laugh at my own jokes.

As I am going on month five of a workout routine, I feel like I am starting to get a little bored with the dungeon of doom that I love/hate so much so I always like to treat myself to small goodies to keep me motivated. I've had multiple trainers (aka instafamous accounts) tell me not to treat myself with food because I'm not a dog, so I just buy workout gear instead!

1. SPORTY + SPICE: As if the world wasn't cruel enough to me, I was never blessed in the chesticle department. The more fat I lose the smaller my chest gets but small boobs equals cute sports bras, so I won't complain too much! These sports bras at Victoria's Secret are on sale 2 for $25 and come in so many cute colors. I don't need a ton of support but I swear these are the best sports bras out there!

2. THE D.L. ON THE D.O.: Let's get personal here for a second. I have friends that are magnificent unicorns that literally glisten glitter in the gym. I, unfortunately, am not one of those unicorns. I like to think of myself as a walrus that just stores blubber and is literally always dripping wet. I sweat like a man. It is gross and probably the main reason I've never picked up any eye candy at the gym so I've got to have good deodorant. I always have this thrown in my gym bag for a quick refresher since I hit the gym after work. It goes on dry and doesn't leave residue but lets me workout knowing when I raise my arms people won't pass out. I love it, try it, I swear by it!

3. PLAYING FOOTSIES: So I'm not a runner and I've never been really committed to any cardio equipment so I've never paid much mind to shoes until I saw my homegirl Brooke wearing these Adidas NMD R1 sneakers. I waited patiently for a release date and snagged these all white ones and I am obsessed. I run like a bull in a china shop, but with these shoes they allow my feet to move naturally and I don't feel so clunky on the treadmill. I highly recommend these for anyone that does anything active. And I got them for under $150!

4. SWEAT SHOP: So once again I'm going to point you in the direction of Victoria's Secret's workout line. Just because you are sweating like a pig trying to get fit for summer doesn't mean you can't be stylish while doing it! These cute little tanks are $25 and come in a ton of colors. The sassy mesh front shows off your cute new sports bra I told ya to get!

5. What a Bag: *insert bragging rights here* So this is one of my creations listed in my Etsy shop and I think it's the best thing since sliced bread. I won't write too much about it because I only like to brag about myself face to face. It's the perfect size for the gym or even a carry on (I took it to Miami on the plane) and its got an adjustable shoulder strap for easy carry. You'd be the coolest kid in town if you went and bought it and I'd also do a little happy dance. I've linked it below!

6. Fit Bitch: Alright so like I've said I get a little bored with the normal cardio routine and not being a trainer myself I rely on Instagram and my fit friends to help me out. I stumbled upon Jamie Eason's 12 week program two years ago and I still use it now! I'm not super dedicated to just her program but it is amazing if you are looking to really kill it in the gym but don't know where to start! I use the website but I just downloaded the BodyBuilding app from the Apple Store and it's legit. It tells you what exercises to do and when to stop and how long to rest. It's literally a personal trainer in your pocket! I've linked her program below so check it out!

Friday, April 28, 2017
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Friday Favs ~ Summer Is Coming

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Y'all. April is coming to an end which means here comes May, which I like to believe stands for (M)ARGARITAS, (A)W (Y)EA! Warmer weather is approaching and if you're a Native Texan like myself you have spent months wishing for summer but will also spend the next three months cursing it. Transitioning from spring to summer is literally my favorite time of the year! The colors are as loud and obnoxious as I am, and white anything goes with a good tan! My M.O. is easy neutrals paired with pops of colored details (fringe and poms are my BFFS). My #fridayfavs are going be short and sweet this week so here we go!

1. BUCKET BABE : This absolutely adorable (and sassy) bucket handbag from Rebecca Minkoff. The colors in the tassels are on point for this season and the white leather is easy to wipe off! I always lean towards unstructured hobo-style bags so this is a little bit of a switch up! It's big enough for your favorite matte lip kit (hay kylie), phone, and full size wallet. What else could you possibly need? Use code: SHOP20 to get 20% off your first purchase!

2. SEND NUDES : As crazy and loud as I am as a person I cannot seem to steer away from a nude nail color. I don't know, I just feel like colors on my long pointed nails are the first indicator that I'm for hire Friday through Sunday, but it always looks so cute on other babes! If I don't get white for some fun beach vacay, my go-to is Dockside Diva gel polish from I.B.D. If you're looking for a polish for your own at-home mani, this Sand Tropez by Essie is really similar!

3. NEW NEUTRALS: Let's talk about these braided detailed shoes though. Sam Edelman is literally a shoe GOD, because you don't have to sacrifice your dollars to look like you run a badass fashion blog. I am all about these cute heels this week. The heel is high enough to make me seem like less of a small child, but I can work all day in these and be just fine. I pair mine with some cute white skinnies but they would also look bomb with a cute summer dress. Use code: SHOP20 to get 20% off your first purchase here!

4. SKIN(TIMATE): I HAVE THE WORLDS WORST SKIN. I literally dread summer because of how dry my skin is right now. I have been on Accutane for 4 months because as if I could have anymore problems, my body decided to develop Adult Cystic Acne. But that is another blog post for another time. This medicine has made my skin comparable to leather, so I had to find something that was lightweight enough to not upset my skin, but heavy enough to moisturize and LAWD HAVE MERCY this is it. I have THREE tubs of it under my skin incase they stop making it! It's only $30 and it lasts forever! I use it morning and night and it layers so well under my makeup. I found mine in store at Sephora but it is available online here as well!

Friday, April 21, 2017
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The Funny One

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Throw Some Shade

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5 Things I Learned in Miami

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Four Eyes 4 Life

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Space Buns & Spectacles

So I stole some guy's fake glasses at a Christmas party and was told I looked just like a porn star so naturally I made en eye appointment to get my own glasses.

Mind you, I haven't been to the eye doctor in 10+ years but if it's gunna get me something even somewhat resembling a date, I'm down for whatever at this point.

Sound the alarm:

I wake up 10 minutes before my appointment, naturally. So I throw on workout clothes because #atheleisure, brush my teeth and run out the door. Do not grab a brush, do not even glance at makeup, just full on sprint to the car. Since I weaseled my way into ownership of my mother's Mercedes I make it to the appointment two minutes late, so basically I was on time, so basically I was early.

I get checked in to Clark's Eye Center and make a bee line for the beautiful beacon of light shining from the coffee station that had actual Starbucks coffee AND hazelnut creamer. I asked the lady if this was the VIP section and she just stared at me (the same stare I got when I said I forgot all forms of ID because my purse was on the kitchen island). I sip my coffee and patiently wait to be called back, this place was pretty chill. I catch a glimpse of my unbrushed, leftover bun that I worked all night on, dear lord help me.

SO, I get called back and begin testing. My chick was super cool and didn't mind the fact that I looked like a homeless wreck. I put my head in multiple contraptions and got blinded by some super stupid bright green light (she warned me but I was not prepared). When I say blinded like my hands flew up to my face and I squealed like a small child and then I thought I'd never get to admire this impeccable ass in my mirror ever again so I got slightly teary-eyed. After she talks me down from my panic attack and I regain sight, she checks the pressure of my eyeballs and sits me down to see the doctor.

Doctor walks in and I try to wrinkle my nose and fudge the eye exam. I complain of blurry vision and dramatically talk about the excessive amount of hours spent on the computer and WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM- 20/20 vision.....

SERIOUSLY?!?

No pornstar glasses for this chick.

Thursday, January 19, 2017
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INCASE YOU MISSED IT 2016

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HOW I GOT TALKED IN TO RESTARTING MY BLOG

Due to many requests, I have decided to bless you all with more laughs and giggles at the #trainwreck of my life this year. If you know me personally beware that you may be included in some of these stories of my day-to-day disastrous life, and if you know me on social media, I apologize for all the inappropriate humor that embodies my soul so well.

I thought as a quick little reintroduction I would do a short review of what you missed out on last year:

January: My tall, dark, and handsome cousin got engaged to someone tall, dark, and even more gorgeous than he (barf), and I also allowed said cousin to talk me into attending a singles meet and greet on a cruise that was one step below a retirement community. No sugar daddies were found.

February: I wasted money on stupid ass socks because I got stood up on Valentine’s day because guys don’t date we all just keep “talking” until one day we accidentally end up engaged and married no one knows how we got there because commitment doesn’t exist and no we aren’t dating we’ve just been talking for 183497 days but like heaven forbid you admit that you actually want to spend time together. I didn’t even want to buy the socks. He’s the one that said we were doing something. Not me. End Rant. Nothing exciting here, move along.

March: I decided to attempt a swim line. Let’s all laugh together.

April: Previously mentioned cousin-to-be invited me wedding dress shopping. This trip reminded me of not only how short and round I am because this betch fit into every dress like the super model she is, but it also reminded me how unlikely it will be that I ever try those dresses on. Pass the champagne, please. #foreveralone

May: My bestfriend Karla and I took a cruise to Mexico. We might not be allowed back to that side of the gulf.

June: Ended up as the headlining show at Club Karma, Wichita Falls. Also, I think I pulled a hamstring.

July: Is it really summer if you don’t so something super sketchy with someone you definitely should not be doing sketchy things with? #puntacana #howdidigethere

August: Spontaneous trip down to Destin, Florida with my #squad. We are 99.9% sure I am banned for life at the Red Door Saloon. Bar Tip #746: Don’t kick the beer taps on.

September: I turned 25 and immediately saw my future slipping away from me.

October: Found a black cat on the Friday of Halloween so basically my life is forever cursed.

November: Ate my weight in Nana’s cornbread stuffing and drank a glass of wine for every single joke directed at me on Thanksgiving. 4 bottles of wine later they still weren’t funny…

December: Previously talked about cousin got married in Cancun (love y’all). I on the other hand was lucky enough to have TWO options of single men at the wedding and after multiple weird red tequila shots that we kept slamming on the bar, it quickly turned in to a really really BAD hillbilly version of the Bachelorette. *No roses were handed out at this time.

Wednesday, January 04, 2017
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Thank you for always helping me chase my dreams.

Thank you for making me fearless.

Thank you for doing this incredible journey with me

Thank you for being my best friend.

The Party Girl's Guide:

c a b o s a n l u c a s , m e x i c o

WHERE TO STAY

s a n j o s e v s c a b o

San Jose :

Cabo:

Things To Do

Mango Deck + The Office

Booze Cruise

Cabo Wabo

Mandala's + Squid Roe

Honorable Mentions:

xoxo, s

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the hangover edition.

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